if we dated you’d have to like : sex, movies, Netflix, pizza, horror movies, sex, play fighting, sex, texting, cuddling, sex, roller coasters, staying up late, sex, prank calling people, sex, pizza, going on road trips, sex, being weird together, my sexual personality, tumblr, football and sex
Life hack: if you have something in your eye and you can’t get it out, read The Fault in Our Stars, you will cry it out.
"omg shailene and ansel are siblings in one movie and a couple in another that’s so weird"
yeah it’s almost like they’re actors or something
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal