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ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

slomps:

"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

(via lameust)

jesspgallo:

I smile because I know she’s out there somewhere experiencing everything she’s meant to experience before she meets me. I cannot wait to love her.

(via ratchetwalters)

weedjoke420:

how 2 do laundry in colleg:

  1. dump it all in the machine and pray

(via uropyia)

hatelyn:

honestly shake it off isn’t even that great of a song but i listen to it and it makes me feel so good about myself like IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE GETTING UP AND DANCING AND BEING HAPPY 

prncssbee:

I want to drop everything and just travel the world with someone who wants to just as much as I do

(via whitelinesandwhiskey)

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

(via whitelinesandwhiskey)

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back